Blog the Mad Mothers and Everything**

"Well Stranger inna begining, there was nothing. Well I'm kinda not sure, but whens I got here there was nothing but me." starts Epic.
"Nothing?" questions the Stranger.
"Well yeah. Just white. Me and white. A whole loada white." The old blog pauses for a while and puffs on his cheroot. "So much white. Alls different now."
"What happened next?" prompts the Stranger
"Well the others came. The idiot Whats Corbiscide first, he's out there" Epic points over to the rocky hills behind the town."Just asks hims-self whats Corbiscide all da time"
"I've never noticed the rocky hills before." mentions the Stranger.
"Well ya gets used ta dat." Epic takes anoter puff. "Its always bin a-changing, since HE stopped."
"Corbiscide" gueses the Stranger.
The old man takes the cheroot from his mouth and turns to look at the Stranger. His eyes are red and burning.
"Dontcha ever say that name. Your not him, and noone deserves that name buts him." Epic turns back to looking at the town. "Ya thinks ya him, buts ya not. Ya know that, dontcha?"
"I've decided to believe that I'm here in this place. That my car is here, you and all the blogs are here. And that I'm in control of what I do." answers the Stranger.
"Heh!" laughs Epic."Your a fool like 3Blogs. Ya thinks this is solid and thats ya can react to whats comes atcha." Epic stands up and lifts his arms in the air."This aint solid, it all changes." He turns to the Stranger his red burinig eyes glow."Ya seen the posts dintcha? They came from nowhere. Grews up like trees they did."
"Of course I did." replies the Stranger.
"Wells it proves ya not HIM dont it?" Epics eyes glow red in the Strangers face.
"Yes it does but it doesn't prove I'm not here does it." snaps back the Stranger.
Epic turns away."Well there's something else comming, cause HE'S been blogging again. Not just writting 'bouts you and us here. And its comming now."

The ground rummbles and the sky lights up with lightning and thunder cracks.
"How did you know this?" demands the Stranger.
"I'ms the first. I knows whats comming. And this ones a bigun." Epics old hand points to the plain beyond the river.
As the two watch, Brain Tad, Dat and Mat come running around the house.
"Wow" says Tad.
"Cool" says Mat
"Told you something was happening" snaps Dat
"Whats happening Epic?" asks Brain.
"HE's a brought another 'thing' f'r us." answers Epic.

End of Chapter 9

**Applogies to late great Douglas Adams